16 Quirky Meme Reviews That Are Weirdly On Point

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Ada Elder
Oct 15, 2018 3:00 PM EDT

Last week we wrote about @welcometomymemepage's quest to make their game-inspired memes into an actual game, and this week we want to bring you some more of their gold. Many people are familiar with their animal reviews, and we're here to report that despite the new project, we're still getting these astute ratings from the memelord. If you haven't seen these you're in for a real treat!

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  • 01
    Insect - Beetles - A Review Beetles have been around for trillions of years. Before we were even tiny babies they were crawling around eating Dirt and Having a Good Time. However, you can't just have a good time all the time. Sometimes you need to have a Very Bad Time, which Beetles excel at - they have hard shells to hold in their Emotions, which prevents them from being Annoying Irate them 4 stars for being Absolutely Essential. 1 star has been deducted for enjoying themselves too much Extreme
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    Text - Elephants A Review Hell yeah Big Boys @welcometomymemepage @wtmmp
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    Mammal - Dogs A Review Dogs are celebrated because they can Do Things, and because they They get 4 stars for that. can be very Nice. That is very good for Dogs To the great horror of many Annoying People, 1 star must be deducted for the following reasons: Greasiness, Shedding Aggressive Defecation, Over-Salivation, Deliberate and Forceful Pissing. Gluttony, Jealousy, Property Damage, Whining Domestic Abuse, Insurance Fraud, Heresy, Sacrilege Blasphemy, Apostasy, Straight-up Murder, Wage Theft, A
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    Text - Locusts - A Review Here they come! oh no not my crops @welcometomymemepage @wtmmp
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    Text - Crocodiles A Review facing a Pollution Crisis: putting their dirty mouths in the water, getting their spit all over the place and sending it straight to the ocean for the All around the world, Rivers are Filthy animals like Zebras and Water Buffalo are Whales to drink. Luckily, Nature has devised a clever plan to put a stop to this: The humble Crocodile. The way this works is that now when dirty beasts want to drink from the river, they get Killed by a Crocodile instead. What goes around
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    Text - Light Switch Covers - A Review DE Light Switch Covers are Crucial. This cannot be stated frequently or forcefully enough. A home without them is not a home at all, but an Abyss. Not only do they protect our sacred Light Switches from abuse, but they also ensure that all the many-legged vermin crawling inside the walls can't get out and hide in our clothes, or blankets Irate Light Switch Covers 3 stars for Doing a Great Job 2 stars have been deducted for being off-white Now That's What I'm
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    Text - Slugs - A Review Slugs? Slugs are Disgusting and Covered in Mucus, but you shouldn't hold that against them. You're not exactly a looker, either. The Common Mind considers Slugs to simply be Snails without Shells, and all the less Cool for it, but this is What are a shockingly Bad interpretation. Through heroic Discipline, Slugs have conquered the Self and rid themselves of the desire for such lavish ornamentation. They slime the countryside without shelter, trusting in Mother Nature to k
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    Text - Scorpions A Review - What would we do without Scorpions? A lot of things. probably, but they wouldn't be as exciting. Scholars have long noted the similarities between Scorpions and Lobsters, but here I will point out three key differences between them that make Scorpions exceptional: 1. Scorpions can get inside your Home all by themselves 2. They can Sting you very badly 3. They Enjoy doing this very much I rate Scorpions 4 stars out of 5 for their Prankster spirit and impressive Arsenal
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    Fish - Fish - A Review Fish are incredibly complex and misunderstood animals with many Mysteries to their Nature. So that we may examine these creatures in full and without bias, I will first lay out the entirety of our current academic knowledge on Fish: 1. They smell like Trash 2. They look like Hell 3. They live in a giant Toilet Things are not looking good for Fish. I rate them 2 stars out of 5 for doing their best to eat all the plastic. 3 stars must be deducted for being Unpresentable Envi
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    Text - The Sun A Review it too dam bright @welcometomymemepage @wtmmp
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    Insect - Houseflies - A Review Mystery to House Flies. It is well known that they are serial Criminals who live in Trash. The only thing that they are good at is killing themselves, and they don't have feelings. Here is the daily life of a House Fly: There is no 1. Conspire to spread Pestilence 2. Throw yourself against a window for three hours I rate Houseflies 1 star for letting themselves get eaten by much cooler animals, like Frogs. 4 stars are deducted for Cowardice and Filth. Nutritious @w
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    Text - Babies - A Review Nothing has Perplexed and Baffled Man Kind more than the simple Baby At first glance Babies seem Greasy, Arrogant, and Helpless, but look again and you will begin to see their Power. Babies scoot and shuffle around like little grubs eating Everything in their Path. They will eat Floor Lint. They will eat Ants. They will eat Beetles. They will eat Spiders. They will eat Metal. They will eat Glass. They will eat Window Cleaner. They do not care what they look like. They do
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    Text - Trees A Review It is a common misconception that Trees are Worthless, Repulsive and Obnoxious things that are Good for Nothing but letting Birds use them as Toilets. or being turned into Canoes. or base ball bats. This is completely false. Powerful individuals (who I will not name here) have been inventing and spreading Fabrications about Trees for decades. I am sure you know exactly who I am while I do not consider myself a Tree Sympathizer (though I am confident They will call me that v
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    Text - Dirt - A Review There are millions of people who never tire of singing Dirt's praises from sun-up to sundown. I am sure you are familiar with them. They will mention, for example, the fact that beautiful Plants grow in Dirt, but neglect the detail that Dirt allows very very ugly plants to live in it, too. Like shrubs. This is the classic bobbing-and- weaving that Dirt Apologists do to evade responsibility for their Insufferable and Lazy Philosophy I award dirt 2 stars for being Necessary.
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    Text - Music - A Review As much as we all hate to admit it, everybody enjoys Music from time to time. You probably heard Music today and didn't even realize it, and you probably liked it, too. That is ok, do not be embarrassed. The key to enjoying music properly is to abandon it the instant you become aware that someone else likes the music too. This is basic Risk Management If the other people who like this music are Strange and Repulsive, as so many people are, then you will be associated with
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    Text - Shrimp - A Review There is no Hope for Shrimps. They are done for. What can a Shrimp possibly hope to do? Picture this: You are born into a cold and unforgiving world, and you look like a lobster, but worse, Do you even deserve Pity? Is it not Justified to despise such a creature? I have no doubt my Detractors will have much to say about this, but I have maintained my position for decades, and I have yet to be proven wrong on Shrimp It's clear to see that Shrimps simply Don't Have What It
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